Disclaimer Radio Newwwwwwws! May 21, 2010

This week in Disclaimer Radio News: Kind of a slow week in the news actually, but with a local angle, and even less in this edition of Disclaimer Radio News, the armed audio wing of the Asheville Disclaimer.

Disclaimer Radio News is heard each friday at 5:25-ish on "Take a Stand! with Matt Mittan," which airs between 3 and 6 p.m. on WWNC 570 AM. It can also be heard on "The Doctor Awesome Show," which airs from 3pm-6pm on Wednesdays on Asheville FM ... http://www.ashevillefm.org/

To see the Asheville Disclaimer weekly print edition in the Mountain Xpress, please visit http://www.ashevilledisclaimer.com or pick up the Mountain Xpress.

The Asheville Disclaimer sponsors the Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge, a comedy open-mic every Sunday at 8:30pm at The Hangar (at the Clarion Inn near the Asheville Regional Airport).

Disclaimer Radio News. May 14, 2010

This week in Disclaimer Radio News: Frank Dribbler reports from Asheville's first comic book convention Fanaticon, Biff Wad brings home the headlines, and more, in this edition of Disclaimer Radio News, the armed audio wing of the Asheville Disclaimer.

Disclaimer Radio News is heard each friday at 5:25-ish on "Take a Stand! with Matt Mittan," which airs between 3 and 6 p.m. on WWNC 570 AM. It can also be heard on "The Doctor Awesome Show," which airs from 3pm-6pm on Wednesdays on Asheville FM ... http://www.ashevillefm.org/

To see the Asheville Disclaimer weekly print edition in the Mountain Xpress, please visit http://www.ashevilledisclaimer.com or pick up the Mountain Xpress.

The Asheville Disclaimer sponsors the Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge, a comedy open-mic every Sunday at 8pm at The Hangar (at the Clarion Inn near the Asheville Regional Airport).

Jesus, sometimes it's all just a damned hassle, if we're being honest.

Disclaimer Radio News podcast, May 7, 2010

This week in Disclaimer Radio News: Frank Dribbler only supports anarchy in the hot tub, Biff Wad brings you headlines, Don Yelton loses cakewalk and name-the-Nature-Center's-Otter contest, Spence Tinker works out his political punny headlines, the manager at the Merrimon Avenue BP has some oil spill advice, and more, or precisely that much, in this edition of Disclaimer Radio News, the armed audio wing of the Asheville Disclaimer.

Disclaimer Radio News is heard each friday at 5:25-ish on "Take a Stand! with Matt Mittan," which airs between 3 and 6 p.m. on WWNC 570 AM. It can also be heard on "The Doctor Awesome Show," which airs from 3pm-6pm on Wednesdays on Asheville FM ... http://www.ashevillefm.org/

To see the Asheville Disclaimer weekly print edition in the Mountain Xpress, please visit http://www.ashevilledisclaimer.com or pick up the Mountain Xpress (we appear in it all 7 days of the week).

The Asheville Disclaimer sponsors the Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge, a comedy open-mic every Sunday at 8pm at The Hangar (at the Clarion Inn near the Asheville Regional Airport).

Disclaimer Radio News, Apr. 30, 2010

This week in Disclaimer Radio News: Headlines from Drunken Orson Welles, "Fer it or Agin it?", political analysis spoken in tongues, and more, or precisely that much, in this edition of Disclaimer Radio News, the armed audio wing of the Asheville Disclaimer.

Disclaimer Radio News is heard each friday at 5:25-ish on "Take a Stand! with Matt Mittan," which airs between 3 and 6 p.m. on WWNC 570 AM. It can also be heard on "The Doctor Awesome Show," which airs from 3pm-6pm on Wednesdays on Asheville FM ... http://www.ashevillefm.org/

To see the Asheville Disclaimer weekly print edition in the Mountain Xpress, please visit http://www.ashevilledisclaimer.com or pick up the Mountain Xpress (we appear in it all 7 days of the week).

The Asheville Disclaimer sponsors the Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge, a comedy open-mic every Sunday at 8pm at The Hangar (at the Clarion Inn near the Asheville Regional Airport).

Disclaimer Radio News, Apr. 23, 2010

This week in Disclaimer Radio News: Rusty McWhackin brings home the headlines, and comes close enough to count, Luscious Lane covers the Obama beat from deep inside the Grove Park Inn spa, Biff Wad stakes out the Sunset Terrace, and more (not really), in this edition of Disclaimer Radio News, the armed audio wing of the Asheville Disclaimer.

Disclaimer Radio News is heard each friday at 5:25-ish on "Take a Stand! with Matt Mittan," which airs between 3 and 6 p.m. on WWNC 570 AM. It can also be heard on "The Doctor Awesome Show," which airs from 3pm-6pm on Wednesdays on Asheville FM ... http://www.ashevillefm.org/

To see the Asheville Disclaimer weekly print edition in the Mountain Xpress, please visit http://www.ashevilledisclaimer.com or pick up the Mountain Xpress (we appear in it all 7 days of the week).

The Asheville Disclaimer is also the proud sponsor of the Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge, a night of open-mic comedy every Sunday at 8pm at the Hangar Lounge (at the Clarion Inn near the Asheville Regional Airport).

Disclaimer Radio News, Apr. 16, 2010

This week in Disclaimer Radio News: Briefs from Biff Wad, Biker gangs return to WNC, and a message from Western North Carolina Phonebook Lawyers, anti-rabbit gardening tips, and more, or exactly that amount, in this edition of Disclaimer Radio News, the armed audio wing of the Asheville Disclaimer.

Disclaimer Radio News is heard each friday at 5:25-ish on "Take a Stand! with Matt Mittan," which airs between 3 and 6 p.m. on WWNC 570 AM. It can also be heard on "The Doctor Awesome Show," which airs from 3pm-6pm on Wednesdays on Asheville FM ... http://www.ashevillefm.org/

To see the Asheville Disclaimer weekly print edition in the Mountain Xpress, please visit http://www.ashevilledisclaimer.com or pick up the Mountain Xpress (we appear in it all 7 days of the week).

The Asheville Disclaimer is also the proud sponsor of the Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge, a night of open-mic comedy every Sunday at 8pm at the Hangar Lounge (at the Clarion Inn near the Asheville Regional Airport).

Disclaimer Radio News, April 9, 2010

This week in Disclaimer Radio News: All sorts of good, informative, hopeful and life-affirming things from the armed audio wing of the Asheville Disclaimer.

Disclaimer Radio News is heard each friday at 5:25-ish on "Take a Stand! with Matt Mittan," which airs between 3 and 6 p.m. on WWNC 570 AM. It can also be heard on "The Doctor Awesome Show," which airs from 3pm-6pm on Wednesdays on Asheville FM ... http://www.ashevillefm.org/

To see the Asheville Disclaimer weekly print edition in the Mountain Xpress, please visit http://www.ashevilledisclaimer.com or pick up the Mountain Xpress (we appear in it all 7 days of the week).

The Asheville Disclaimer is also the proud sponsor of the Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge, a night of open-mic comedy every Sunday at 8pm at the Hangar Lounge (at the Clarion Inn near the Asheville Regional Airport).

Disclaimer Radio News podcast, April 2, 2010

This week in Disclaimer Radio News: Briefs from Lucious Lane, Asheville has good ass-width for Google network, and age finally catches up with Chuck Norris, and more, or exactly that amount, in this edition of Disclaimer Radio News, the armed audio wing of the Asheville Disclaimer.

Disclaimer Radio News is heard each friday at 5:25-ish on "Take a Stand! with Matt Mittan," which airs between 3 and 6 p.m. on WWNC 570 AM. It can also be heard on "The Doctor Awesome Show," which airs from 3pm-6pm on Wednesdays on Asheville FM ... http://www.ashevillefm.org/

To see the Asheville Disclaimer weekly print edition in the Mountain Xpress, please visit http://www.ashevilledisclaimer.com or pick up the Mountain Xpress (we appear in it all 7 days of the week).

The Asheville Disclaimer is also the proud sponsor of the Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge, a night of open-mic comedy every Sunday at 8pm at the Hangar Lounge (at the Clarion Inn near the Asheville Regional Airport).

Obama's advance team to perform at Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge? Yes.

Whatever will I do this Sunday, what with nothing going on and all? Well slow down, and now speed up, because there's free comedy in a hotel lounge every Sunday night, and it's a place where nobody knows your name.

Except the Secret Service, several members of which may be performing stand-up at the Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge, an end-of-the-weekend wind-up that takes place every Sunday at 8 p.m. at The Hangar, located at the Clarion Inn Airport (formerly the Marriott Inn, but don't tell any potential assassins that).

There's no cover, cold drinks and a hot bartender. Anyone who wants to get up and perform comedy will do just that (sign-up at 7:30, or later, whatever). One random comedian and one random audience member will each get a $15 bar voucher. A crisp ten-spot will also be awarded to the winner of the Single Lightning Round Trivia Challenge of Death: Random Comedian vs. Random Audience Member (Season 2). This week only: No live ammo, please!

Directions: Take I-26 to exit 40 (Asheville Regional Airport exit). Clarion Inn directly off the exit.

Or, take Hendersonville Road to Airport Road, and Clarion Inn will be on your right directly before the I-26 exchange.

Or, from some other strange direction, mapquest yourself to here: 550 New Airport Road, Fletcher, NC.

For more info, call: 828.216.2331.

More info here: http://www.mountainx.com/news/2010/033110buzz2

Disclaimer Radio News, Mar. 26, 2010

This week in Disclaimer Radio News: Announcer Frank Dribbler suspended for Pelosi/shoe-horn/banana comment, next up is "a series of fluff pieces with no news value whatsoever" along with appropriate listener responses, then an update on Dollywood's new attractions and one of them, you'll be very surprised to learn, may be related to a certain country music star's enormous (spoiler alert!) breasts, and more in this episode of Disclaimer Radio News, the armed audio wing of the Asheville Disclaimer.

Disclaimer Radio News is heard each friday at 5:25-ish on "Take a Stand! with Matt Mittan," which airs between 3 and 6 p.m. on WWNC 570 AM. It can also be heard on "The Doctor Awesome Show," which airs from 3pm-6pm on Wednesdays on Asheville FM ... http://www.ashevillefm.org/

To see the Asheville Disclaimer weekly print edition in the Mountain Xpress, please visit http://www.ashevilledisclaimer.com or pick up the Mountain Xpress (we appear in it all 7 days of the week). The Asheville Disclaimer is also the proud sponsor of the Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge, a night of open-mic comedy every Sunday at 8pm at the Hangar Lounge (at the Clarion Inn near the Asheville Regional Airport).