Sunday, April 18, 2010

Disclaimer Radio News podcast, April 2, 2010

This week in Disclaimer Radio News: Briefs from Lucious Lane, Asheville has good ass-width for Google network, and age finally catches up with Chuck Norris, and more, or exactly that amount, in this edition of Disclaimer Radio News, the armed audio wing of the Asheville Disclaimer.

Disclaimer Radio News is heard each friday at 5:25-ish on "Take a Stand! with Matt Mittan," which airs between 3 and 6 p.m. on WWNC 570 AM. It can also be heard on "The Doctor Awesome Show," which airs from 3pm-6pm on Wednesdays on Asheville FM ... http://www.ashevillefm.org/

To see the Asheville Disclaimer weekly print edition in the Mountain Xpress, please visit http://www.ashevilledisclaimer.com or pick up the Mountain Xpress (we appear in it all 7 days of the week).

The Asheville Disclaimer is also the proud sponsor of the Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge, a night of open-mic comedy every Sunday at 8pm at the Hangar Lounge (at the Clarion Inn near the Asheville Regional Airport).

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Obama's advance team to perform at Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge? Yes.

Whatever will I do this Sunday, what with nothing going on and all? Well slow down, and now speed up, because there's free comedy in a hotel lounge every Sunday night, and it's a place where nobody knows your name.

Except the Secret Service, several members of which may be performing stand-up at the Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge, an end-of-the-weekend wind-up that takes place every Sunday at 8 p.m. at The Hangar, located at the Clarion Inn Airport (formerly the Marriott Inn, but don't tell any potential assassins that).

There's no cover, cold drinks and a hot bartender. Anyone who wants to get up and perform comedy will do just that (sign-up at 7:30, or later, whatever). One random comedian and one random audience member will each get a $15 bar voucher. A crisp ten-spot will also be awarded to the winner of the Single Lightning Round Trivia Challenge of Death: Random Comedian vs. Random Audience Member (Season 2). This week only: No live ammo, please!

Directions: Take I-26 to exit 40 (Asheville Regional Airport exit). Clarion Inn directly off the exit.

Or, take Hendersonville Road to Airport Road, and Clarion Inn will be on your right directly before the I-26 exchange.

Or, from some other strange direction, mapquest yourself to here: 550 New Airport Road, Fletcher, NC.

For more info, call: 828.216.2331.

More info here: http://www.mountainx.com/news/2010/033110buzz2

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Disclaimer Radio News, Mar. 26, 2010

This week in Disclaimer Radio News: Announcer Frank Dribbler suspended for Pelosi/shoe-horn/banana comment, next up is "a series of fluff pieces with no news value whatsoever" along with appropriate listener responses, then an update on Dollywood's new attractions and one of them, you'll be very surprised to learn, may be related to a certain country music star's enormous (spoiler alert!) breasts, and more in this episode of Disclaimer Radio News, the armed audio wing of the Asheville Disclaimer.

Disclaimer Radio News is heard each friday at 5:25-ish on "Take a Stand! with Matt Mittan," which airs between 3 and 6 p.m. on WWNC 570 AM. It can also be heard on "The Doctor Awesome Show," which airs from 3pm-6pm on Wednesdays on Asheville FM ... http://www.ashevillefm.org/

To see the Asheville Disclaimer weekly print edition in the Mountain Xpress, please visit http://www.ashevilledisclaimer.com or pick up the Mountain Xpress (we appear in it all 7 days of the week). The Asheville Disclaimer is also the proud sponsor of the Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge, a night of open-mic comedy every Sunday at 8pm at the Hangar Lounge (at the Clarion Inn near the Asheville Regional Airport).